guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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