Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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