hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
one might say we're banned from that church
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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