Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
