im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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