You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Randomize
