Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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