omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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