I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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