yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he thought i was a dude.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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