You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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