Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
bring money and cleavage
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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