im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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