They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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