If i come over, it means nothing
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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