Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
where am i from again
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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