Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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