I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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