i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
