then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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