i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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