bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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