fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Randomize
