He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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