Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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