i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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