I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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