can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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