i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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