We're facebook friends in real life
I haven't been this sober since birth.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I am midnight drunk by noon
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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