Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
