I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
We need to get me chipped asap
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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