That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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