My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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