your parents love me but you hate me
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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