Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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