I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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