I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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