I am in a vortex of obligation.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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