awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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