I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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