you traded sex for a burrito?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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