Christians are straight up FREAKS
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
do nipples grow back?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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