Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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