i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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