but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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