On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
