apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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