Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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