hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize