I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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