she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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