I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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