apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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