hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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