did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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